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Re: TELL A JOKE
« Reply #15 on Jul 12, 2005, 10:20pm »

A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman
who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the
pall-bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally
bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan.
They open the casket and find that the woman is actually
still alive. She lives for ten more years and then dies.
A ceremony is again held at the same church and at the
end of the ceremony, the pall bearers are again carrying out
the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out,
"WATCH OUT FOR THAT WALL!"

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Re: TELL A JOKE
« Reply #16 on Jul 24, 2005, 8:20pm »

Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?

A: None of them have closets to come out of.

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Re: TELL A JOKE
« Reply #17 on Aug 6, 2005, 1:54pm »

There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office.
Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too.
The boss left and so did they. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left.
The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again.
"No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!"

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Re: TELL A JOKE
« Reply #18 on Sept 10, 2005, 10:21am »

What do true rednecks do on Halloween?

Pump kin.

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Re: TELL A JOKE
« Reply #19 on Sept 16, 2005, 8:29am »

A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend
had proposed but she had turned him down because she found
out he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell.
"Marry him anyway, dear." the Mother said. "Between the two
of us, we'll show him just how *wrong* he is."

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Re: TELL A JOKE
« Reply #20 on Oct 23, 2005, 1:56am »

The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He
stepped closer to hear what they were saying: "I see you, and I'll raise
you another sixty thousand."

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